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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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