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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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