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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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