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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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