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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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