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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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