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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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