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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Yoda eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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