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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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