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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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