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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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