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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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