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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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