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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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