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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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