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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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