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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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