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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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