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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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