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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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