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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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