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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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