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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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