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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Molly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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