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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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