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Pet death
My
step-uncle
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Bella
eaten by
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a wild boar 🐗
a tiger 🐯
a crocodile 🐊
a bull 🐮
a lion 🦁
a hippo 🦛
a bear 🐻
an elephant 🐘
a cow 🐮
a velociraptor 🦖
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