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Pet death
My
step-uncle
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Poppy
eaten by
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a cow 🐮
an ostrich 🐦
a hippo 🦛
an elephant 🐘
a lion 🦁
a turkey 🦃
a pufferfish 🐡
a cheetah 😺
a bull 🐮
a warthog 🐗
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