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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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