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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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