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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hermoine eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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