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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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