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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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