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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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