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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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