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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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