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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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