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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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