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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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