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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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