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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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