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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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