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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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