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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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