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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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