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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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