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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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