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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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