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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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