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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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