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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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