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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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