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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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