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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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