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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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