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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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