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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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