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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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