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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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