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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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