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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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